Hello World! My name is Lark Ward. I am the newest member of this highly intellectual genius family.
I fit right in here. You see, I'm very cute and powerful due to my itty bitty size and cuddliness. My parents succumb to my every want and whim.
I too am very intellectual, I am a super genius mind controller. I manage the big people oh so well and make them wait on me hand and foot. This is my Uncle Mike, even though he doesn't live with me, he fell under my spell very quickly. 
These poor Monkey's have lost control of their father and he's all mine now.
Auntie Mary was the easiest to take control of. She was in my grasp within seconds of her arrival. In fact, she lost her grammatical knowledge of the English language in my presence, sang softly instead of her normal rock belting routine and held me for hours, even while I was sleeping... muwaha ha ha ha!
As you can see, my highly intellectual brothers still retain "some" of their power. They don't even have to read to themselves. Adults will read countless books to them and even behave in a silly manner to impress them. They even managed to take control over their cousins who clearly have lost their parental mind control abilities.
Being the youngest and the freshest of this super family, my powers are untouchable. I even overcame the reigning princess of the family. Yes she too is under my control. Unfortunately my powers had no control over my teenage cousin.
As you can see, cuteness equals genius. 
2 comments:
Yes, her plan for world domination is well under way.
previous comment was me, I forgot to log out of the e-mail
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